Bums On Seats

by Michael Snelgrove

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Northern Theatre Studio2
June 11-13 1999

The local councillors are fighting in the aisles, the playwright’s a hopeless drunk, the actors are just hopeless and the theatre’s knee deep in suicidal rabbits. Can Estelle’s day get any worse?

Cast

Wendy Helen Robinson
Petronella Ailsa Oliver
Jacintha Val Howell
Estelle Nettlebank Sharon Burton

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Natalie Marcus-McBride

Benedict Thrush Andy Hodgson
Zara Roscoff Jenny Stewart
Hugo Gelt Jonathan Preston
Roland Luckett Edgar Harrison
Werner Meister David Burton
Tanya Steele Joanne Coates
Lionel Heap Jonathan Preston
June Heap Ailsa Oliver
Gerald Bliss Hart Andy Hodgson
Marcia Bliss Hart Jenny Stewart
Aaron Zoffany III Betty Burton

Directed by David Burton

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Werner the suicidal rabbit "It’s a boy". A scene from ‘Fecund’ - the play within the play
"Yes, Michael Jackson" Aaron Zoffany III makes an entrance

Director's Commentary  It's our Michael Snelgrove season! It was a total coincidence that Helen had chosen Hidden Meanings and I’d picked Bums On Seats. We must have been keeping Mr S in royalties single handedly in 1999. Unfortunately Trevor dropped out after one week, leaving me to play the thankless part of Werner the suicidal rabbit but I (once again) persuaded Natalie to rejoin after a lengthy absence. This was a riot to rehearse but it wasn't all fun and games - Ailsa claimed she’d never been worked so hard. But it all paid off in the end - on opening night, after playing her first scene as the bewildered Estelle against Andy's intense and pretentious Benedict Thrush (pronounced "Throosh"), Sharon got a (well deserved) round of applause. She was embarrassed. I was grinning from ear to ear! David

Quote, Unquote  What a lot of strange and sad characters all brought together. Loved my character, an aging wannabe starlet, full of pretension, but prepared to work as an usherette just to be in the theatre, darling! A lovely trio with Val and Helen - the usherette's usherette. Best moment? Jonathan’s bit where he forgets his line, and we hear what’s going through his mind. Been there, felt like that!! Ailsa
"What the bloody hell was that? I didn't understand a word!" Absolutely demented. Where to start? Jonathan's breakdown, Sharon's tour de force under hypnosis, my Nam flashbacks. Huge fun
Andy
What a witty play. Loved the Greek chorus of usherettes and another Betty appearance
Sharon
Weird Brechtian style signs and bizarre bloody set
Joanne
Slapped yet again
Jonathan

Was I In That One?  Another rare outing for stage manager Betty as eccentric American religious zillionaire Aaron Zoffany III.

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