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Bang, You're Dead! |
| Lydia |
Sharon Burton |
| Marcus |
Andy Hodgson |
| Miss Trim |
Jenny Stewart |
| Theo |
Ray Rumkee |
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Curses, Foiled Again! |
| Lucy |
Sharon Burton |
| Jasper Rotten |
David Burton |
| Nurse |
Jenny Stewart |
| Victor Pureheart |
Andy Hodgson |
| Lady Flawless |
Val Howell |
| Nell |
Helen Robinson |
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Hidden Meanings |
| 'Moriarty' |
Andy Hodgson |
| 'Holmes' |
Ray Rumkee |
| 'Watson' |
David Burton |
| 'Mrs Hudson' |
Val Howell |
| Sylvia |
Sharon Burton |
| Inspector Jobling |
Trevor Laws |
| Glenda |
Helen Robinson |
| Deirdre |
Mandy Green |
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Directed by Helen Robinson |
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| Director's Commentary |
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Being
unable to attend the first couple of rehearsals I asked a
pair of shady looking characters to stand in the
directors’ shoes for me; and the initial blocking for
two of the one acts were by Ray and David. I couldn’t
have managed without their help.
I did enjoyed directing, once I got going, it was a bit
daunting at first: three one act plays and trying to work
out the rehearsal schedule, who could do which part and
thinking of a set that could work for all three but still
be easily changeable.
The bits that will stick with me forever are the sight of
dusty, limping, hunched backed ‘Jarsper’ and trying to
say a newly included line "Oh, I am to be called
Vic–tor" without cracking-up (I don’t think I did) Helen |
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Appropriately, in a play
with a Sherlock Holmes theme, this was Trevor’s ‘last bow’. |
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Quite
coincidentally each play began with a scene in
which not all was what it seemed.
First up was 'Bang, You’re Dead!' as it had the
most arresting start; an armed masked intruder
bursting in on Lydia, although this was quickly
revealed as a plot by Marcus and Lydia to kill
Theo but in a further twist was all part of a plot
by Theo and Marcus to kill Lydia! But the prim
Miss Trim came out on top in the end.
In 'Curses, Foiled Again!' (probably the weakest
play), the cheesy Victorian Melodrama was revealed
to be a very fractious amateur drama company
rehearsing their latest play. This one was the
most fun to do, though, giving plenty of scope for
wildly over the top acting and the chance to wear
eye patches and pith helmets! Sharon showed her
versatility by going from scheming bitch to
hamster-cheeked simpleton in the space of one
scene change.
'Hidden Meanings' featured the Conan Doyle
obsessed Rodney and his complicated plan to kill
Charles Meaning by re-enacting Sherlock Holmes’
struggle with Professor Moriarty at Reichenbach
Falls. When all the rest of the cast also claimed
to have murdered Charles, things got even more
complicated! At least Watson didn’t end up in
drag this time. |
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Very enjoyable to play three completely
different parts – bitch, bimbo and bloody-minded! Brill
performances – Jenny’s timid secretary and Ray’s
face at that dénouement, Andy and Ray's kiss, David’s demented
director and who can forget ‘the hand’ of the
gibbering lawyer? Sterling contribution from Andy’s
corpse and the Lonsdale Male Voice Choir with ‘A
Policeman’s Lot Is Not A Happy One’ Sharon
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My personal
favourite has to be 'Bang…', which packed more plot twists into half an
hour than most plays can manage in two. But my favourite memories are the wig’s show-stealing performance in
'Curses…' and waiting with Ray to go on at the beginning of 'Hidden Meanings', and creasing up laughing at the sheer silliness of it
all. Great fun all round Andy
Another great whodunit in which myself, by now the king of murderous gits, arranges to
have my wife knocked off by my lover (Andy) only to find myself forcibly married
to a hideous spinster played by Jenny – which only demonstrates just how GREAT
Mrs Stewart is. My
fondest memory of this play is the appalled groan that went up from the audience
when Andy and myself indulged in what appeared to be a full open-mouthed kiss,
although I would like to stress that tongues remained in the vicinity of our own
throats for the duration Ray
'Hidden Meanings’ contains what I consider to be
the finest performance I have ever given. Unfortunately it was on the Wednesday
dress rehearsal and I never quite managed to capture it again on subsequent
nights. Bugger! David
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