Anybody For Murder? by Brian Clemens & Dennis Spooner

Northern Theatre Studio2
March 7-9 1998

Max and Suzy are planning to kill Janet. So are George and Mary. Edgar has already killed the entire Wilson family (including Grandma). Anybody for Murder?

Cast

Max Harrington

Ray Rumkee

Janet Harrington

Helen Robinson

Suzy Stevens

Mandy Green

Edgar Chambers

David Burton

Mary Ticklewell

Jenny Stewart

George Ticklewell

Trevor Laws

Directed by David Burton & Val Howell

Director's Commentary

Another play from the prolific pen of Brian ‘Edge Of Darkness’ Clemens, written in partnership with another TV professional Dennis Spooner, best know for his work on such series as ‘The Avengers’, ‘The Baron’ and ‘Dr Who’. His contribution seems to have been to up the humour quotient in a frantic story of murder, mayhem, mistaken identity and mountain goats! At some points they even appeared to be sending up their own plot. As there were only three available men, I gave myself the smallest part (even that wasn’t too small) and again asked Val to give me a hand with the directing.
I can’t recall much about the rehearsals, so they must have been problem free, although Trevor needed quite a bit of confidence boosting in his first role.
However a moment of audience participation on the first night sticks in my mind. Part of the plot revolves around Suzy being murdered twice (by different people!) and her dead body reappearing on stage at inconvenient intervals. As I dragged Mandy back on for her third and final reappearance one old gimmer in the audience shouted out, "Ooh, she's back again". It’s hard enough to carry a dead body by yourself but even harder when it’s trembling with laughter. All good fun.
This was one of those occasions where cast, play, everything clicked into place. I wouldn’t describe it as rare, but doesn’t happen as regularly as perhaps it should David
David did all the hard work and I did all the fine-tuning Val

Was I In That One?

Trevor made his Chameleon debut as the put-upon George.

Suzy gets killed (again)
Mandy in the swimsuit. Helen in the cornflakes
Cheap Publicity

Ray did his publicity officer bit for the Mail "A play which combines edge-of-your-seat murder mystery suspense with an unexpected comic twist. The Chameleon Players try to do a wide range of different things. We have put on some very challenging and serious productions in the last year, including 'Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead', so we thought it was about time we tried something a bit lighter. We like to think of ourselves as a pretty versatile group, capable of putting on a wide range of productions. I would describe this new play as a comedy thriller - a bit of a soufflé - which packs plenty of laughs"

Wig City, Arizona

With Suzy having to pretend to be Janet - and vice versa - we obtained several blonde and brunette wigs for Helen and Mandy of varying degrees of credibility. We also got larger than usual audiences for this one. Okay, so it had ‘Murder’ in the title but the photo of Mandy in her swimsuit in the Hull Daily Mail probably had more to do with it.

Quote, Unquote

Lots of fun apart from the swimsuit Mandy
Frightful wigs, goats, David’s drunken writer and my accent Helen
Really funny comedy. Excellent comedic timing from the whole cast Sharon
Another twisty-turny jobby in which I was yet another murderous swine who killed his wife (Helen Robinson) causing her to drown in her own cornflakes, a manoeuvre which had to be perfectly timed each night to avoid Ms Robinson REALLY confronting her maker with sinuses crammed with brekkie cereal. The play also demonstrated how nice Mandy looks in a bikini (even WITH the Chameleon wig on) and what a truly awful selection of Hawaiian type shirts I have Ray